SadieAwesome

People keep giving me internet access.

I don’t think I’m going to be the same when I get out… Maybe that’s OK

(Source: ariml, via capnhiddlesworth)

iamtonysexual:

i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

i thought it was supposed to be the lead-up to a joke

(Source: littleladylouis, via the-missing-chapter)

I made my own (Bat-Suit). I used to watch Adam West, and my mother had this wide Sixties belt and I stuck cigarette packets to it and then painted it yellow, as a utility belt.

I was 27 at the time.

—   

Gary Oldman. 


Gary. Fucking. Oldman.

(via rantingcynic)

(via passionisaplagiarism)

harblkun:

bowtais-are-cool:

bowtais-are-cool:

Hello! My baby!

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Hello! My honey!

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Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Oh my god

this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen

(via the-missing-chapter)

scienceandfandoms:

sebastianastan:

superrsoldiers:

my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

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He’s a little patriotic hedgehog.

more like an armadillo 

(via the-missing-chapter)

"Can you re-enact your reaction to being cast in a Marvel movie?" [x]

(Source: starlorrd, via the-missing-chapter)

wilderebellion:

altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive

YESSS I SAW THIS ON THE NEWS LAST WEEK

THIS IS A DAGUM BEAUTIFUL INVENTION THAT BRINGS TEARS TO MY JADED EYES.

DO YOU MOTHERTHUMPERS KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO FILL A FLIM FLAMMING TUB THAT SIZE FULL OF MOTHER HuBBARD WATER BALLOONS ON A HOT SUMMER’S DAY WHEN YOU ONLY HAVE ONE YOUTH GROUP MEMBER AS YOUR MINION AND THEY KEEP FROLICKING OFF TO TEXT THEIR GIGGLE-NAH-WE-JUST-CHILL-FRIEND?  ABOUT A HALF HOUR MORE TIME THAN YOU HAVE ALLOTTED FOR PREP, THAT’S WHAT - AND THAT’S TO FILL A MEASLY 30 or 50 FOR A GROUP OF HALF-CRAZED MINIATURE SPAWN THAT IF NOT CAUGHT WHILE FLOODING OUT THE DOOR WILL LOCK ON TO THAT TUB OF HARD WORK LIKE A DANG FUN-SEEKING MISSILE AND DESTROY ALL OF THEM WITHIN 3 SECONDS BEFORE YOU EVEN GET THE GAME SET UP. I WOULD GIVE MY BROTHER’S DOG FOR ONE OF THESE GORGEOUS PIECES OF MODERN DAY INNOVATION.

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE INDEED. 

(via claracupcakes)

Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued.”

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 sheriff-swan:

— Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons   (via scrlett)

WHERE’S THAT GIF OF THE JUDGE BANGING THE GAVEL AND GOING OOOOOOOOOOH

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(via aryousavvy)

(Source: neolution, via claracupcakes)

sweetheartpleasestay:

whatatimetobealive190:

I’m white and I hate my hair. But I will not be denied a job for my hair. I will not have random people wanting to touch my hair. I will not be asked if I have a weave. I will not be kicked out of school for my hair. I may hate my hair, but will not be persecuted because of if. White people do not need the natural hair movement.

MESSAGE.

(via readalfa)

thewintersoldiersbutt:

Avengers in a nutshell: The Avengers

View more: Thor; Captain America

(via cloudbank-red)

#well you can tell by the way i use my walk i’m a woman’s man no time to talk; (via readalfa)

http://readalfa.tumblr.com/post/93190764523/somethingfishyinspace-luaren-honestly-cant

somethingfishyinspace:

luaren:

Honestly can’t wait for the 50 shades movie to normalize the manipulation of lower-level female employees. Can’t wait for the new wave of “consent is sexy” banners on the cover of cosmo. Can’t wait for teen girls to think that a controlling relationship is…